Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

by CurtoGB April 7, 2010

pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022

Pikey's gold

Old scrap metal collected or stolen by travellers or gypsies such as car parts, washing machines, sinks or pieces of active railroad track.

"Paddy, go and get that old washing machine there into our transit pick up,....its pure pikey's gold....its got to be worth at least £4.00

by regency roofer August 27, 2011

pikey bashing

Verb.
The art of removing pikeys from one's property and the surrounding areas preferably and generally violent in nature.

Person 1:Some pikeys are residing in the drawing room, old chap.
Pikeys:Oi,Oi!! Gimme your wallet or I'll nife ya. Innit!
Person 2: Would you care to partake in some pikey bashing?
Person 1:Indeed,my old bean, I would.

by gnus child June 10, 2005

pikey box

The word pikey box is commonly used to describe the living quarters of a gypsy.

Pikey box: A home for the travelling community (gypsies), which can be attatched to the back of a vehicle.

by Jewskaaa November 7, 2007

Pikey Tommy

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.

Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.

by safe2k11 June 6, 2011

Pikey Sunday

The joyous day of Pikey Sunday is a day loved by Thorpe Park employees.

Enjoy watching the chavs of Monks Walk making attempts to jump the parks perimeter fence to evade the entrance fee.

Hooray, its Pikey Sunday!!!

by Chief R. March 24, 2005