Peyton Manning

When you put your naked testicle's and rectum in a girls face and flop your penis on her forehead without her permission.

I invited this girl over last night and Peyton Manning'd herl

by Z-N-A September 15, 2016

Peyton Manning

if Peyton Manning’s name is actually Peyton krutz then ur in luck here’s the definition; usually very nice, has a big friend group, gets ass every other weekend,his best friends name is probably Russell or something like that lmao. Usually pretty sporty! He’s most likely single rn so hit him up

Oh my , peyton Manning’s sanuks look so good with that outfit oh and can you ask him to come scoop.

by @anotsilbfrd January 1, 2018

Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020

Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.

by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022

Peyton Manning's Forehead

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

Peyton manning weed

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.

Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.

by BlaineusKaplanus January 26, 2009