Sperm Perm

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

Downriver Perm

The act of cumming in a girls hair, then when she wakes up in the morning her hair is perm like.

Yo, I gave that bitch I met at the wheat a downriver perm last night.

by Devil boner April 24, 2013

pillow perm

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

body perm

Someone who is better looking then they are smart

Eat shit body perm

by Trytech February 7, 2018

perm vay

When one is in a state of permanent vacation. May find means of supplementing income(usually through selling illicit substances, or "hustling"), but is not required. When one is a successful perm vayer they may be identified by a shit-eating grin and near constant intoxication on psychoactive substances. The rigors of pronouncing all the syllables in "permanent vacation" while on perm vay led to the contraction.

-uh, you forgot to turn in your TPS report
-i don't have to take this shit, i'm on vay!
-huh?
-perm vay bitch!

by perm vayer June 30, 2011

sherm perm

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.

"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."

by GullibleZine June 22, 2008

Perm Ban

In the online game known as Infantry Online, owned by Sony Online Entertainment, Perm Ban is a form of punishment which length is inversely related to the severity of the offense.

IE. Itchymeek(owns) has been Perm Banned for one day for hacking.

Me5 has been Perm Banned forever for posting ascii porn on the forums.

Bubba has been Perm Banned forever for allowing Me5 to post on the forums with his account.

by Anon August 17, 2004