Penis 

Penis

Penis

Penis by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018

Play it by penis 

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.

Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.

Play it by penis by Jamal Rakens June 19, 2010

Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

Frankenstein Penis by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

Penis Clapping 

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.

Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.

Penis Clapping by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Guacamole nigga penis 

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Penis 

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

Penis by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021

Penis lol 

A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.

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PENIS LOL!!!1!ONE

Very nice.

Penis lol by t3h_Jeezus lol February 7, 2010