pear

a female who looks a lot like a pear and has big love handles,if u are a pear that does mean u are fatif u are walking down perhaps a hallway and someone yells pear u may assume it is towards u but u also just might be selfcenterd and have a low self confidence cause u know u look like a pear, pears should be ready for the day that someone might stuff their locker full of telephone book papers or choke slam them.. all pears are cunts

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wow look at that pear,i hate pears

by fuck pears April 01, 2008

Pear

Often used within the web series S.A.N.A.

Scott i need a distraction .... *Pear*~!

by Jaison-San February 16, 2010

pear

why are you searching pear up on urban dictionary

this fruit is a pear

by robbie_fresh September 06, 2017

Pear

Pear calls everyone "Daddy" on Discord. When in a bad mood he calls everyone "Fatass".

Pear is a homosexual guy.

by Kunaizz March 08, 2019

Pear

A poor mans apple

You got a pear you little sandpaper slag

by Nigggggggggggggger September 01, 2019

Pear

A hot badass who is really popular and a real bitch

Omg ur such a pear

by April 09, 2021

Pears

A code word for when someone cries but rather than tears, piss comes out. It is a combo of the words peeing + tears

Guy 1: Dude are you crying?? Ugh, what's that smell!?
Guy 2: Sorry it's my pears...
Guy 1: Why tf are you crying piss!!?!!?

by Ballininurmomscourt April 16, 2021