by divinedevotion April 21, 2011

an acronym for "painful boner and jizz."
it occurs after long periods of having no sexual release, and the penis get so hard it hurts and ejaculates at the slightest bit of excitement.
it occurs after long periods of having no sexual release, and the penis get so hard it hurts and ejaculates at the slightest bit of excitement.
Tim: "did you see that new acountant?"
Jeff: "yeah, she is so hot!"
Tim: "I know! its been so long since i got laid she gave me a PB & J"
Jeff: "Thats gross..."
Jeff: "yeah, she is so hot!"
Tim: "I know! its been so long since i got laid she gave me a PB & J"
Jeff: "Thats gross..."
by jack ulation December 5, 2009

A public blow job. conceived by my good friend after needing a way to descretly tell me about his fun times with his girl
"Dude, I was taking the subway over here, and I totally got my girlfriend to give me another pb&j!!"
by pahbzz January 13, 2008

Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.
by blackabe September 5, 2011

by masterstroker69 September 28, 2009

by Coco Been February 5, 2008

dude i was gettin this girl the other night while she was on her rag then i put it in her butt ..now thats what i call a PB & J
by Sethzilla July 1, 2011
