PB & J

personal blunt & joint.

I'll have both types of PB & J please. Yes, the sandwich and the weed.

by divinedevotion April 21, 2011

PB & J

an acronym for "painful boner and jizz."

it occurs after long periods of having no sexual release, and the penis get so hard it hurts and ejaculates at the slightest bit of excitement.

Tim: "did you see that new acountant?"

Jeff: "yeah, she is so hot!"

Tim: "I know! its been so long since i got laid she gave me a PB & J"

Jeff: "Thats gross..."

by jack ulation December 5, 2009

pb&j

A public blow job. conceived by my good friend after needing a way to descretly tell me about his fun times with his girl

"Dude, I was taking the subway over here, and I totally got my girlfriend to give me another pb&j!!"

by pahbzz January 13, 2008

pb&j

Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.

I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.

by blackabe September 5, 2011

PB & J

Verb; When you use Safari's Private Browsing feature to hide your history while you jerk off.

Dude I PB & Jd like four times last night.

by masterstroker69 September 28, 2009

PB & J

n. what shows up on the tissue paper after a girl wipes her poopy arse during her period.

"Cramps aren't as painful as the PB & J"

by Coco Been February 5, 2008

PB & J

When you fuck a girl thats on her RAG then stick it in her BUTT

dude i was gettin this girl the other night while she was on her rag then i put it in her butt ..now thats what i call a PB & J

by Sethzilla July 1, 2011