Whole Paycheck

Simply another name for the super market Whole Foods. This play on words makes light of the very high prices of their inventory.

After shopping at Whole Foods, looking at his receipt Joe realized that his whole pay check was now gone. "Whole Foods?!! More like Whole Paycheck you skinny mother fuckers!!!" It was items like the 15 dollar maple syrup that drove the bill up.

by sourdeez May 26, 2009

Beat out a paycheck

To masturbate at work while on the clock.

I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.

by Linusdoodle3 January 24, 2017

Whole Paycheck

Just another way of saying "Whole Foods"

Have you tried the new flavored cottage cheese cups? You can find them at Whole Paycheck.

or

"Whole Paycheck" has the greatest selection of gluten-free products!

by Jeffrey Jacobs January 28, 2009

A Jewish Paycheck

A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.

Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.

Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck

by MetalheadJoe666 June 29, 2010

Rub Your Paycheck Where It Hurts

Response given to someone who is annoyed at all the extra time they've been putting in at work even though they are being compensated for it.

Rob was whining about putting in a 60 hour work week so I told him to "rub your paycheck where it hurts"

by Calihog July 27, 2009

whole paycheck

A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.

i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.

by Lfrey May 6, 2006

johnny paycheck'd

Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.

As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".

Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.

by Unemployed again February 12, 2010