Patriots ridge consists of 3 types of people

First- the skaters. They are the cool kids who are original and awsome like jack and Rubens

Second- there is the inbred hicks who aren't actully hicks the just like to pretend to be popular by being hicks but they are inbred examples are Hanah and Jed

Third- the spots kids who are athletic and normal and cool ex Johnny, Collin and Adam who all get there dick sucked except for Adam who has no frends

And then there is jaysen who doesn't do shit

Although everyone is different everyone gets along and the are sick

Patriots ridge is Hanna and Jed an making babies and looking at trucks

patriots ridge by Lime dildos and cock cheese October 13, 2013

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patriots fan

Usually an individual who does not know much about the sport. He throws out the name "Tom brady" often.

These "fans" may also like players/teams like Spain In soccer or tiger woods in golf

Never be surprised if they also cheer on the Yankees and talk about there favorite player Sidney Crosby

Patriot fans are the bottom of the barrel and wanna be sports fans. Ideal gift for someone like this is a "football for dummies" book or a knitting kitt

James - Who does Gerry cheer for?

Bill - He's a patriots fan

James - oh so he doesn't follow sports.

patriots fan by Missisipete September 25, 2013

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