paranoia fee

The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.

The pizza was $20, but, paranoia fee included, it totalled out at $25.

by Oilystool September 4, 2005

paramita

A person who's really nice most of the time but can also be a confusing bitch who you spend hours thinking about before realising that you're an overthinking handsome guy

Paramita doesn't like anime

by Hawtmess69 September 4, 2019

Bus Paranoia

Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on

a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.

o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.

by msb wolves August 29, 2010

Pee Paranoia

Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.

Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.

Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?

Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.

Girl #1: Why does that matter?

Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.

by Giggly Wiggles February 23, 2009

Paranostalgia

Grief over the loss of person/place/time period never experienced and (probably) romanticized.

I once came across a photo of some glamorous New Wave kids standing outside a club in 1980s London and I felt an acute sense of paranostalgia.
Sometimes I feel paranostalgic listening to my mom's old 1960s vinyl LPs.

by Callbee March 3, 2020

Popcorn Paranoia

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.

Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!

by snack_bloke August 29, 2009

paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.

by auaiomrn April 1, 2003