P.M.S.

Post movie stretch: That soothing, almost unavoidable stretch you have to do after watching a movie.

Guy 1 stretches and accidentally hits Guy 2.
Guy 2: "Dude, what was that about?"
Guy 1: "Sorry man, just doin' my P.M.S."

by Shifter027 November 1, 2010

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no reason other than the fact she has the painters in or is about to...

"She went crazy, I couldn't work it out ... then I did the math ... p.m.s.trionics, I guess."

by Freakstone October 9, 2007

P.M.M.

(perverted mexican man)

old (fairly old) mexican man who hints on girls half his age.

They are sometimes too drunk to even realize what they are doing, but most of the time they are just plain stupid and dont realize they have NO SHOT IN HELL with you.

If one would like to actually see a P.M.M, go to East Los Angeles and one is bound to see a P.M.M at any street corner.

If harassed by a P.M.M., curse him out, he is harmless, for the most part.

P.M.Ms usually ride in trucks or "rape" vans; they honk if they like what they see.

by iamironmanx33 August 13, 2010

P M S

A triangle strong enough not to break even when you've seemed to hit rock bottom & mess up. A group of friends that will never leave your side & always love you no matter what.

No girl, I will love you always, were P M S.

by Mama Bragz June 28, 2009

P.M.D.

(acronym) Pushing Maximum Density. A woman that is overweight, fat, F.O.B.

Dude, I saw Jen the other day and not only did she put on weight, she's P.M.D.!

by ay-non July 28, 2006

P.M.S.

Post Menstral Syndrome. Affecting mostly men, the unknown amount of time after Pre Menstral Syndrome where people are still afraid to speak or mistep in fear of the wrath of the lady of the house.

Friend#1: Look at Bill sitting there on the couch. quietly watching Twilight and not saying a word. He hates that crap why is he just taking it?

Friend #2 He must have P.M.S.

by jordan, Kyle November 19, 2010

P.M.T.

(P.M.T.) private message time.

when on facebook your conversation on a post gets a little personal you simply write P.M.T. to the person you want to talk to and they know what time it is.

by DR.jfg July 16, 2009