P Funks and Razzle Dazzles

An African American term for having Parliament Lights and a bag of Skittles in your pockets.

"Yo Dawg, I'm ready to party, I got some P Funks and Razzle Dazzles."

by Charmander the Man Whore September 5, 2013

P's and Q's

This axiom, regardless of its origins, has been common in post-victorian Britain as an abbreviation of 'to mind your manners' or, more specifically, to say both 'please' (p's) and 'thankyou' (thank-Q).
Thus the phrase 'watch your p's and q's' has been in use to encourage people to speak politely, especially children, who remember such phrases better than just instructions.

Kid 1: You spill my pint?
Kid 2: feck off!
Mum: Oi, watch you're p's and q's!
Kid 2: Sorry. Feck off, please.

by Phil Bool April 19, 2006

P's and Q's

p's = paper as in money

q's = measurement of drugs

"on my p's and q's"

song by kano

by g-unit-gal June 11, 2006

Hot Shower and P.J's

One person lays the other person in the middle of a blanket naked. They then begin to urinate and deficate onto the persons face.Then roll them in the blanket and begin to have intercourse with the said persons anus.

Giving some one a hot shower and p.j's isn't a first date type of thing. It's usaly better to save for the third or fourth month of dating!

by J.P Johnson-Reed January 27, 2011

T and P

1. A short form, commonly used for tities and pussy. Also a common use in sexual education courses when feeling it is inappropriate to say tities and pussy.
2. A sports cheer before the starting of a game.

1.Pat Mags has a girlfriend with some nice T and P.

2. On 3 boys 1,2,3, T AND P!

by domer17 May 26, 2008

P's and Q's

Shaortening for "Pints and Quarts", which were the two main measurements for drinks. Whereas now we use pints, half pints, shots etc, there used to be Pints and Quarts.

Whehn things got rowdy, as they tend to do in pubs, you'd normally hear something like "Mind your Pints and Quarts" and a warning or some such. this was shortened to "mind your P's and Q's"

"Mind your P's and Q's"

by MrJR December 28, 2005

P's and Q's

(Term of phrase used by some and understood by few...)

P's = Priorities
Q's = Qualities

"Mind your P's and Q's."

In lamens terms: Always remember that you have "priorities" in life, and the "qualities" of your character will help you achieve them...

by Skaughty Dawg February 1, 2007