Oxnard Kneepad

When you eat a whole pepperoni pizza and then poop on the floor for your lover to kneel in.

I love to get the ol' Oxnard Kneepad when I get comfortable with a lady.

by gothamchick September 10, 2018

Oxnard High School

A whole lot of people crowed with a usual of 5 major fights a year all the other ones are petty and over drugs or some. Mostly Mexicans, Asians but like 5 blacks per year. 60% of the girls are beautiful girls, 5% of that 60% will get pregnant there. No cute or worthy boys; what so ever!

Are u going to Oxnard High School next year? - ya them girls be fine.
U know the ONE black kid with waves, he goes to Oxnard High School ? - psh O ya

by Aha-ha May 30, 2019

oxnard

Sleepy little city 60 miles north of Los Angeles, on the California coast.

I'm not going to Oxnard, you go ahead.

by Buzz Cola September 7, 2003

oxnard

1. a small city in California.
2. the genitals of a large, clumsy, male bovine.
3. just another word you can call someone to insult him.

1. Oxnard is near Los Angeles, at least when compared to San Francisco.
2. check out that dude! he's hung like an oxnard.
3. dude, you scratched the paint on my '87 prelude! now i've got to spend the day at MAACO! you fuckin' oxnard!

by earpuller November 22, 2010

oxword

A word that is part of oxford dictionary

Indian words, including 'bindaas', 'lehnga' and 'masala' are not oxwords

by rajivre October 21, 2008

onward christian soldiers

(Phrase) Shouted when someone starts marching around like a soldier because they're pissed at soemthing. Annoys the angered party with church music.

a: You shit your pants or you normally walk like...


b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!


c: onward christian soldiers

a: marching as to war!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

oxnards

Slang for nards or testicles. Used in the singular form as an insult.

After a swift kick to the oxnards, Doug fell to the ground writhing in pain.

by Eli Burke October 25, 2006