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Oven Eye 

Oven Eye occurs when a female wearing mascara opens an oven door and bends to peer in instantly, before allowing the steam to escape. The resulting rush of moist heat to the face causes the mascara to react and seriously clump the eyelashes together, making it appear that each eye has a few short, black horns per eyelid, instead of curling, dark lashes.
"Bollocks! I'm going to have to go and do my makeup again, I've got oven eye!"

"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
Oven Eye by MagickDio February 6, 2010

Oven Magnet 

A slur used against jews, or anyone of jewish faith.
"What the hell is wrong with you Oven Magnet"
Oven Magnet by HackMaster321 February 17, 2005

Oven Betty 

When your wife or girlfriend farts and holds your head under the covers.
My raunchy ass wife about killed me with a hot oven betty!
Oven Betty by RavenLunatic916 February 6, 2015

Oven Laptop 

When you and yo girl fucking in the kitchen while you watching porn, and it heats up the situation
Lamar: Aye what'd y'all do yesteraday?
Jamaal: Me and my girl did a oven laptop yesterday
Oven Laptop by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016

Oven Dodger 

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.
You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!
Oven Dodger by pseudonym March 11, 2005

Oven Rack 

Essentially a double spit roast it involves one man standing upright and another man standing opposite but upside down (handstand) and two willing females get in between horizontally, in such a way that each participant's genitals is at someone else's face, making one spit roast above another; an oven rack!
Lorcan: We should have a double date!
Jeff: Cool, how about an orgy?
Lorcan: Better yet, we can build an oven rack!
Jeff: Bodacious!
Oven Rack by Psycko34 March 21, 2011