Osiris

A sweet hearted and funny boy who will always be there for you no matter what. He gets really horny sometimes but it's nothing you can't handle. He loves to tease you and fw you but it's all good fun. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you and once you have him, never let go.

Osiris is my bae

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Trials Of Osiris

The Destiny 2 competitive game mode in which the goal is to go flawless for 7 god awful matches. Unfortunately your teammates push by themselves while the enemy uses main ingredient and adored, inducing a fiery rage only found in hell.

Oh boy, I cant wait to play Trials of Osiris.

by FaZeBooty April 2, 2022

OSIRIS-REx

why are you regularly mentioning the space probe OSIRIS-REx in a conversation
why do you need this definition

Person 1: OSIRIS-REx is currently flying back to earth to return samples from the asteroid named Bennu
Person 2: what the fuck

by snazzy ostrich September 25, 2022

The Son of Osiris

The most powerful sug in THE UNIVERSE!

Person "The Son of Osiris is almost as powerful as STALIN HIMUSELUFU"

You "KU-RU"

by takuman July 27, 2010

Osiris McCormick

Da ancient Egyptian god who invented da first mechanical farming-machinery.

Da concept and process of growing/harvesting food-crops was very important to da ancient Egyptians, so it's no wonder dat dey revered and worshiped da god Osiris McCormick above all da others, since he provided easier means of agriculture through mechanization.

by QuacksO October 8, 2019

Funtime Freddy x Osiris

A crackship between an animatronic from FNaF SL and a greek god. pay no mind to this, really-

Person: “Why the hell is there something called funtime freddy x osiris on my damn feed?”

by Erratvm April 14, 2022