Medford Oregon

Medford is the largest city in Southern Oregon located approximately 27 miles North of the California boarder. 75 miles from the Pacific Ocean. Elevation 1,382 ft.

Our city population is approximately 77,000 not including the surrounding small towns.
County Seat of Jackson County, Oregon.
2 City High Schools: North Medford (Black Tornado: Black and Red). South Medford (Panthers: Blue and White). Several Private Schools.
Beautiful Mountains and rivers!
All 4 seasons.
Light snow in winter, if any.
Warm to hot summers.
Lumber industry killed by the tree huggers.
Language: ENGLISH!
If you call it "Methford", it's because you're a "Meth Head"!

Visitors Gladly Welcome, but do not move to Medford! See our sites, buy our products and then GET OUT!

Medford Oregon, Medford, Oregon, beautiful, I5, green,

by Mississa October 24, 2009

Porkland, Oregon

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.

My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.

by Mykey1 September 26, 2006

oregonian

Someone who was born and raised in Oregon.
Not afraid to go out in the rain without a jacket. Usualy a liberal.

I love the rain and was born in oregon so Im an oregonian.

by Nava Aki June 27, 2005

Oregonian

Some one who was born and lives in oregon, You could also Be born in oregon, move to california for example, then move back to oregon, You would still be considered a Oregonian.

Born In Portland..

by Neon Burn December 29, 2003

Oregon

The end of the Oregon trail. Home of Mt Bachelor, Mt Ashland, Timberline, Mt Hood Meadows, Willamette Pass, Hoodoo, Ski Bowl, and many other snowboarding spots. It's green and possesion of under an Oz of pot is only a civil fine! Come and visit me soon!

Damn, I live in some shit-ass state that won't let me get high and go snowboarding, I want to go to Oregon.

by Devan November 7, 2004

oregapwned

1.Mix of the words pwnedand oregano

2.Getting someone at a party to smoke oregano thinking that it's pot.

Wow....was that Joint nice?...Yeah..it was oregano....you were OREGAPWNED

by The Doodler May 24, 2005

Oregon Gas Pump

A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.

(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)

"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"

"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."

"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"

"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."

by 3f24 February 15, 2019