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optical delusion

Something that is merely for show or aesthetic/cosmetic purposes only --- it simply makes something APPEAR better or more attractive, but it does not actually add to the strength/quality/usefulness of the person or object.
Excellent examples of optical delusion are paint, Bondo, fancy costumes, plastic surgery, etc... they may make something or someone LOOK really nice on the outside, but the cosmetically-altered subject is still the same decrepit undesirable underneath.
by QuacksO August 27, 2017
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Optical Penetration

When a male inserts his penis through one of his partner's eye socket and begins to stroke as if he was having regular sexual intercourse.
Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions
by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009
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optical sex

Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on his sister.
by Collins Hall November 12, 2004
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Optical Purple

SFLTC Term (adj) (v)
1.remembering that boys represent the color blue, and girls represent the color red, it is the action of the pupils combining the two; enabling one to "check out" the opposite sex in a sexual manner.
2. to eye rape
3. usage of the eyes to undress a member of the opposite sex

Synonym eye fuck
Damn! When i saw that JC, it was optical purple at first sight
by ReadyRob August 12, 2009
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optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.
Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.
by Joey March 1, 2004
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optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.
I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.
by Hebilicious August 4, 2008
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optical course

book any piece of literature over 100 pages.
by Devin Dix December 9, 2008
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