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mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
by bl184999 November 21, 2011
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East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.
You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.
by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017
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Swedish Can Opener

Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.
when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.
by ender696969 August 21, 2009
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the bottle opener

In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment
After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night
by jimbocoles56 December 24, 2008
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Openverse

Openverse is a social network created by PF2M that allows you to discuss games, communities and more. With no overprotective administration or post limit, you're sure to have fun here!
Person 1: Hey dude have you seen openverse
Person 2: Yeah! I heard that it's filled with pedos
Person 1: It does!
by Jack-a-boy June 3, 2018
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Pack Opener

someone who similarly to 2K will open packs to become good at the game. So essentially a Pack Opener is someone who is terrible when they first start an activity, but their skill increases with time and or money
Justin is such a pack opener. He’s so terrible at everything he tries to do.
by PackOpenerUltraLord June 17, 2018
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rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.
I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.
by Tree hugger July 29, 2017
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