A high school in Boiceville, NY with all your normal high school stereotypes: soft jocks, self-proclaimed hipsters, scene girls, programmer nerds, losers, yuppies, etc. The school comes from three different elementary schools with fixed associations: Woodstock/West Hurley (hipsters/potheads), Olive (jocks/rednecks) and Phoenicia (more outdoorsy-type woodstockers/more rednecks). Nothing special in the education here, all the good teachers are young and get laid off in the schools ever-growing budget cuts. The district can't seem to find a good superintendent, but whoever they hire closes school at the sight of a snowflake. Most Onteora kids don't expect any sort of spring break. Pretty much every kid smokes pot, but not necessarily in the detrimental stoner kinda way. Kingston is ghetto and Saugerties is homogeneous and dull. School spirit is as weak as shit, I doubt most non-athletic students would know we're even the so-politically-correct Indians. Only things we can get right seem to be wrestling, skiing, and marching band a few years back. If you're transferring here I strongly advise convincing your parents to home school you.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.
Saugerties Kid: Damn I got so much homework today.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.
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it's Canada's most populous province.
Ontario is home to the nation's capital city, Ottawa, & the nation's most populous city, Toronto, which is Ontario's provincial capital.
Ontario is bordered by the province of Manitoba to the west, Hudson Bay & James Bay to the north, & Quebec to the east & northeast, & to the south by the U.S. states of (from west to east) Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, & New York.
Sports
Toronto Raptors - basketball
Toronto blue Jay's - hockey
Ottawa senators - hockey
Ottawa titans - baseball
Ottawa blackjacks - basket ball
Toronto Argonauts - football
Toronto maple leafs - hockey
Popular food
Beer
Maple Syrup
Wild blueberries
Poutine
German style sausage
Beaver tails
Pasta
Shawarma
Jerk Chicken & Pickerel fish
Maple bacon donuts
🇨🇦
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Ontario is a Huron (Wyandot) word meaning "great lake",
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Tim Horton's May 17, 1964; 59 years ago
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Ontario is a Huron (Wyandot) word meaning "great lake",
possibly skanadario, which means "beautiful water" or "sparkling water" in the Iroquoian languages
St. Catharines is the largest city in Canada's Niagara Region and the 6th largest urban area in the province of Ontario.
It wouldn't be Ontario canada with out
Tim Horton's May 17, 1964; 59 years ago
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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