one-two punch

When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.
I gave my girl the one-two punch last night
by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010
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One Inch Punch

Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.

Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.

Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!

Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
by Wing Chun guy July 11, 2003
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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
by Anis Payne May 22, 2018
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To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011
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punch one out

I'm gonna go punch one out in the sh*tter.
by C. Berry August 1, 2006
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one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".
by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015
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Punch One Out

"wanna punch one out?"
by DJARSUP August 12, 2012
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