On the Goog

Using Google as a search engine.

- "Golly gee, I wish I knew the lyrics to this song!"
- "You silly human! Get on the Goog!

- "Gee willikers, thanks!"

by useless_information November 30, 2009

blame it on the goose

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances

Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"

by torontobarbie July 1, 2009

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

gettin' on the gounge

To get high on drugs.

Eli had corked eyes and lost control of his bowels after gettin' on the gounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019

hop on the gobber

A blow job.

In Example "Tonight Stacy is going to hop on the gobber."

by long lost los February 13, 2009

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011