by i pun all nubbies June 27, 2007
Get the shit on my dick mug.problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere
Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass
by R Morris August 31, 2006
Get the shit on my ass mug.The act of plopping a sloppy/wet shit on the nipple and/or breast. This was originally created by the Germans, as an act of punishment. It is now known as an erotic way to pleasure the body.
Man #1:“Man, I could go for a solid shit on my nips right about now.”
Man #2:”I’m not feeling that at the moment, but I could definitely plop a nug”
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Man #2:”I’m not feeling that at the moment, but I could definitely plop a nug”
For more examples, RE: Two Girls One Cup
by Ploppin Hard July 31, 2009
Get the Shit On My Nips mug.That guy at the meeting, his idea was much better than mine. He really 'shit on my pidgeons' that time.
by MutoKei June 15, 2017
Get the shit on my pidgeons mug.You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww
by Jimuder Johnson July 27, 2023
Get the Shit on my cock mug.by the chigger May 23, 2006
Get the shit on my chest mug.The phrase “shit on my clit” is derived from “suck my dick”—but it sports a clever rhyme and equally disgusting connotation. It was first discovered in Barrington, Rhode Island in 2010.
The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.
It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.
The phrase can be used: 1. to express extreme frustration; 2. in complete sarcasm to another who may be of general inconvenience to you; 3. with supreme elation or joyfulness, contradicting its meaning in a symphony of ironic vulgarity.
It can be used by either gender, despite its reference to the clitoris.
Expressing extreme frustration:
“Shit on my clit!”
With sarcasm:
“Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”
Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”
“Shit on my clit!”
With sarcasm:
“Yeah, asshole, keep shittin’ on my clit.”
Supreme elation:
“Shhhitttt on my clit!”
by br33n March 22, 2011
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