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JOD

When you look at him you assume hes autistic, but in reality he is a serial statutory rapist and imbreader. A JOD loves to deflower young girls, old Women and everyone in between. JODs use a carefully planned method for their attacks and usually follow their prey with free womens healthcare products to lure them in, when that inevitably doesnt work he just sets JOD sr's upon the younglings to oil and ripen them for insertion.
I thought he was just retarded but apparently he's a JOD, he got charged last week with 217 counts of rape
by FLoP Cock December 12, 2024
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jodding off

her mum caught her jodding off
by Jodder November 10, 2015
mugGet the jodding offmug.

JOD

JOD means "Just to over documenting" It is a helpful acronym to refer to a past action that was discussed via call, zoom, or meeting, and then you write it down to be clear with that person
JOD , we need to re-send the invoice to this client based on our call
by Pablo Grafica August 17, 2023
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Jod

What people who say "jif" call God
Guy who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?
by calemgalgo June 3, 2022
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Jod

Person: ON JOD im so hungry
Person 2: U mean god?
Person 1: No jod you idiot
by Cuppa Milk November 21, 2022
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JOD

The act of a person using 3 year old rusty spoons that they retrieved from their pockets to spread on old woman with dementia. Which results in the other person retrieving a very gay and autistic aura.
I was walking down the road and I seen an old woman at the bus stop. I brought her back to my house were she lived with me for 10 years until the day she allowed me to JOD her.
by Jods fandom December 12, 2024
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Jod

To be in a contagious state of confusion, commonly misplacing items
Want to review our progress with the design director?
eh, im scared he's going to jod things up and derail our direction
by itsmejonp July 15, 2020
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