dull glob

Someone who is, quite litterially, a dull glob of shit and lies

"Hmm he's hot, I wonder what he's like"?
"O him? He's just a dull glob."

by hshshgshdjsggd April 24, 2014

banana glob

A banana filled with cum.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"

by Sloppy_toppy_banana September 16, 2023

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz January 15, 2017

glob norb

When you're so high you think you're an alien, you have become a parasite or brain slug to your social group.

Bro, you're such a glob norb right now, go chop some lumber. High 420 blaze stoner stoned

by Neotheleo January 4, 2016

globbing

Noun - The stuff you find around the computer when you missed

"Dude that porn got me so hot i was globbing all over the place"

by keke^_^ August 29, 2003

Fuck glob

An asshole made this up a while ago

That guy's a fuck glob

by Boogereater69 March 19, 2021

jumbled glob

When your face is from the 1980s.

Credits to: LaurenZside who said I can use this.

“I knew she was a woman even when she was just a jumbled glob”- the legend LaurenZside

by Frogsarecool44 April 7, 2023