Amish oil change

When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.

Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"

Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"

by Cbtlord69 October 3, 2023

oil change

First you get on one of the carts you use to go under a car. You roll under your girl when shes on her period, heavy flow. You take out the old tampon and if blood gets on you thats ok your doing your job right. Clean her up, put in a new tampon, roll out from under her and give her a thumbs up.

Aaron gave his girl a great oil change last weekend.

by STURDYDIRTY09 July 4, 2009

Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

by SWOM June 8, 2020

libyan oil change

verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole

excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?

yes u can sir $100.

by dirty a and the boys April 6, 2011

mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc July 21, 2008

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016