offliners

people who watch streams when the streamer isn't live

hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners

by ichor_ March 11, 2021

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

Going Offline

Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate

Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"

by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022

chronically offline

my father

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."

by goldengrahms August 20, 2022

Facebook Always Offline

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.

Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!

by greekgrl June 19, 2012

OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

offlined

To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.

i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs

ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008