Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?
Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart
Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart
by pompilot July 22, 2009

by Adam August 10, 2004

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

by d-wall March 4, 2009

by JSwole July 13, 2017

by dchxgdfhyu November 9, 2022
