Brilz is oblivious to the fact that women will never be equal to men, especially when it comes to intelligence and sports.
by GEOFF November 16, 2004
by Dave LeClair February 16, 2007
Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are. Someone who's aware that they're the problem is not oblivious to what the problem is.
by Solid Mantis October 06, 2020
by Coffee_Milk July 05, 2019
Johann is filled with so much oblivi when it comes to the topic of woodchucks chucking wood. He is totally oblivious.
by kirupac December 24, 2010
The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all April 27, 2011
A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 03, 2009