obesecycle

Invalid scooter used only because the rider is grossly over weight. Often seen trundling down the aisles of Wallmart.

Oh no! That fat guy just fell off his obesecycle!

by Danthef#*ngman June 3, 2016

obeserexic

One who is fat, but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it; one who constantly wears tight clothing in which flab hangs out

That girl is so obeserexic.

by Amanda February 28, 2003

Morbidly Obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

Obese

A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

by VanNostrilBoy April 8, 2010

Obeseiditis

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=

"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"

by boney_babes December 25, 2007

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

Obeej Meej

A name of endearment for an obese midget.

John: Holy shit.. look at this streamer billy!
*Watches a LosPollosTV stream*
Billy: He’s an obeej meej!

by DiamondPull December 21, 2018