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Owned N b0nEd

Pure racist pussy slaya, gets all the females and is seen as a cool man. Typically had a man bun
Person 1: do you know that Owned N b0ned guy
Person2: ay, he’s ducking scary, gets bare bitches tho
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English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.
Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010
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owned

To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.
Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty.

Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.
by wesintex March 7, 2009
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Owned

Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.
Old lady slips on ice and falls.
Boy: Haha! OWNED!!
Old lady: How?
Boy: Dude, the ice totally owned you.
by BlameitChick January 3, 2011
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443 Owned in the Face

A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.

The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."
Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."

*ACCESS DENIED!*

Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!"
by Dylan Evans November 14, 2006
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boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to
I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!
by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010
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Owned In The Face

A term used in most online games meaning to get killed an extensive amount and not killing the other player.
Person A: I just got a killamonjaro!!! You got owned in the face nukkas!
by Kevin and Greg November 30, 2005
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