Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.
Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?
Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.
Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?
Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.
Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?
by double decker loo May 7, 2009
Get the double decker outhousemug. In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021
Get the Outhouse Wi-Fimug. by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 30, 2010
Get the turds guarding the outhousemug. The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
Get the California outhouse firemug. Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!
by Kobrakys June 7, 2021
Get the Times Square outhousemug. by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006
Get the if that don't slam the outhouse doormug. Looking for an appropriate place to go to the bathroom when you are away from the comfort of your home. For men, sometimes outside.
The gas station bathroom smelled of vomit so the boys went outhousing behind the station to find a place to pee.
by Glenn Ross December 19, 2022
Get the Outhousingmug.