OMGspeak

The language retards use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. Involves many OMGs and exclamation marks.

Regular Person: I liked the sequel better.

OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Regular person: ...What?

or

OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?

OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!

OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.

by Speeps September 7, 2010

OMGIRTS

Oh My Gosh I Really Think So!

A: Siblings are annoying. Especially those younger ones.
B: OMGIRTS!

by kimwow July 5, 2011

OMGIM!

Oh my God, it’s Monday!

Good morning Bob, can't believe the weekend is over, OMGIM!

by Nej-Tac April 6, 2020

omgash

similar to oh my gosh,
mainly used by teenage girls that try to be unique in vocabulary.

girl 1: i accidentally drank my nail polish.

girl 2: omgash girl, that stuff is only meant for sniffing smh.

by ominouspink May 13, 2020

omgizzle

when you're feelin like a g and instead of saying 'omg' like boring people, you say 'omgizzle'. the second you say this you turn into a re-incarnated form of Tupac Shakur just because you added the 'izzle' it makes that much of a difference.

Guy #1- Hey, did you hear that Kayne is a gay fish?

Guy #2- No way! OMGIZZLE!
*Mystical Clouds Appear*
Guy #1- Tupac?!?!?!?!?

by cookielips565656 July 18, 2010

Omgosh

Similar to OMG (Oh my god!), but ending with a fashionable "osh" to imply "Oh my gosh!", which isn't "Oh my god!", which is important, if importance was the issue. Which it's not.

It's just short for "Oh my gosh!".

Omgosh that beast is hawt.

by Serra September 17, 2004

omgizzle

expletive phrase. The adding of -izzle to the end of "omg" to add emphasis to the expletive meaning.

Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.

Person A: Do0d, you just got BEAT by the chick!
Person B: omgizzle! I suck ass, yo.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 7, 2004