oink

1. A fat or obviously overweight person.

2. A noise made when a fat person walks by

3. Another name for a fat/lazy or over-strict cop

1. That oink is going to break the couch!

2. Oink! Look at that tub-of-lard!

3. That oink should lay off the donuts.
or
That oink ass should leave us alone!

by Nevertheless January 31, 2005

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Oink

To have sex like a pig, and/or with a pig.
In swedish it allso aceptable to form "Oinka", witch is best translated to english with "to" oink.

I went to the farm to get some "oink",
and swedish:
Jag skall oinka i helgen.

by Lesos September 20, 2009

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Oink

An expression that means "This pleases my dick," or "This turns me on".

When Josh showed me that hot lesbian porn, all i could say was Oink because the lesbian ass licking made my pee pee hard.

by Draco McLaffo March 5, 2016

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that Oink-Oink

another term for swine flu

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy got that Oink-Oink joint? They closed the whole school!"

by scottahb May 4, 2009

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To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004

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