R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

H.S.O.A.B

Acronam for Hot Sex On A Beach.

Liz and tattie are H.S.O.A.B. (hot sex on a beach)

by Liztots. August 27, 2007

a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

by QuacksO January 15, 2014

S.H.O.E

Stands for 'Sl*t High On Ecstacy.'

Tanya- What do you think of that Maddison girl?

Kimberley- She is a S.H.O.E.

by Captain Raison March 28, 2009

A.D.H.O.S.D

Attention
Deffiocete
Hiperactive
OoOoO!
Shiney!
Disorder

When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly see something really very SHINEY! and u stop stair gasp loudly and then yell OoOoOo SHINEY!!!!!

Note: Word shiney can also be comprimised with anything bright blinky glittery or distracting!..

..Walking threw mall..

PERSON1: What do u wanna do now?
PERSON2: idk lol didnt they say that they would meet us up..-GASP-..Oo0oOo0oOo SHINEY!!-runnes over to shiney thing and stairs
PERSON1: LLMFAO WOW!
PERSON2: OoOoOo look shiney its shiney!! (O)_(O)
PERSON1: lol..yes..shiney..So anyways what were u saying they said there gunna meet us?
PERSON2: ..What?..*CompleatlyCluless* O.o
PERSON1: ...?.your A.D.H.O.S.D

by Niky December 3, 2007

T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A

Take a good, long, hard suck of my arse.

He really pissed me off, so I told him to T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A.

by The Beev October 3, 2007

T.Y.S.O.H.

Synonymous with SMYT, but somewhat less douchey, although still douchey. TYSOH stands for Take Your Shirt Off, Honey. When used effectively, the results are typically favorable for the comment deliverer. However, when used inappropriately, the results are usually quite painful and disapointing.

T.Y.S.O.H. & S.M.Y.T.!!!

by NewmanIII October 8, 2009