Nuki is slang for a baby's pacifier. Nuk is a Gerber brand pacifier. A common misconception is that this word refers to sex, even though the pronunciation is the same the word that refers to sex is spelled differently nooky.
My mother says I need to break the baby from his pacifier, but he cries when he doesn't get his nuki.
by Static Brain August 24, 2010
Get the Nuki mug.Noun - the act of pooping into a disliked person's microwave oven, then activating it on very high heat in order to cause the poop to seethe and boil and cook, and more generally to reek up all unholy hell. Preferably this is accomplished after one consumes vast quantities of mexican food laden with Cheyenne peppers, extra beans and ex-lax, due to the extra liquid in the feces which allows for a more permanent stinkalicious effect. Also preferable to combine nukie dukies in no set number with a fecal-refrigidal in order to obtain maximum simultaneous cathartic and miasmic effect.
WARNING - If you are considering performing a nukie-dukie on someone, you may or may not wish to perform it while they are actually present to witness it.
WARNING - If you are considering performing a nukie-dukie on someone, you may or may not wish to perform it while they are actually present to witness it.
Andy: That Bastard Tom just gave me a nukie dukie!!! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS TRASHED!!!
Bill: Ewww....well let's get to it. Break out the cleaners and the bleach...this is really gonna suck.
Andy: That's not the problem. He also ate the steak I left thawing in the microwave, and all my tacos!!!
Bill: No he didn't. I just saw YOU eating a steak taco!!
Andy: Well...I was hungry...and there was no place else to cook it...so...
Bill: Ewww....well let's get to it. Break out the cleaners and the bleach...this is really gonna suck.
Andy: That's not the problem. He also ate the steak I left thawing in the microwave, and all my tacos!!!
Bill: No he didn't. I just saw YOU eating a steak taco!!
Andy: Well...I was hungry...and there was no place else to cook it...so...
by Achilleus99 January 27, 2013
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The storm is nuking today.
The mountain is terrible, its nuking
The storm is nuking today.
The mountain is terrible, its nuking
by Brandon Gass February 5, 2009
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def. see nukular, nukalar nu' ka' lar
proper redneck lingo for nuclear
Not to be mistaken for a fresh coat of paint, a new sunday dress or dressin' up Bondo on the ol' Rod def. 9.
def. see nukular, nukalar nu' ka' lar
proper redneck lingo for nuclear
Not to be mistaken for a fresh coat of paint, a new sunday dress or dressin' up Bondo on the ol' Rod def. 9.
Jimbo: "Now them dannged Irainians an them Koreyaneeze people up nawth have nukular bombs like us'em folk. It ain't right, Jeff. Next thing ya kno them Messacans ar gonna have one too, an then wur gonna hafta bild a bigger wall. We need ta go ta waar."
Jeffrerson: Sweet Lord, Jimbo! How many times I got ta tell ya, it ain't nukular, its nukyaler... Noo-kyah-lerrrr...! I finnished gramma-school... remember bone-head?!? ...Jesus!
nukular, science, intellegent design
Jeffrerson: Sweet Lord, Jimbo! How many times I got ta tell ya, it ain't nukular, its nukyaler... Noo-kyah-lerrrr...! I finnished gramma-school... remember bone-head?!? ...Jesus!
nukular, science, intellegent design
by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010
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