Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.

Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.

by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009

Nutella'ing

The act of rubbing Nutella on a person's body and then licking it off.

Oh man, I nutella'd last night and it was so sexy. I hope you go nutella'ing tonight with a hot chick.

by Kuzuail March 1, 2011

nutella nigger

A white Motherfucker, Who puts Nutella on his face to look black, Commonly Beaners.

I just saw a nutella nigger at school, He looked so good i could actually eat him out

by HairyAsshole June 8, 2014

nutellaholic

Someone with a real addiction to nutella, that they will do pretty much anything to get it. They will also eat it almost every day.

That girl eats right from a huge jar of Nutella. She is such a Nutellaholic.

by unicorn_bean May 7, 2020

Orlando Nutella Sandwich

it's when a a guy shits as he cums

he shit himself when he cummed I call that an Orlando Nutella Sandwich!

by ihatebts December 31, 2019

Nutella

The chocolaty hazelnut joy bestowed upon us from the gods.

What wonders I have smeared upon my dinosaur shaped bread is that of true joy, true love, true wonder-Nutella.

by kuroneko666 March 11, 2010