November 2nd

The day where you murder your midget friend for.. just being a midget

dude 1: yo, it's november 2nd, you know what that means!
dude 2: YEAH! let's go kill jamal, that fricken stupid midget retard that dies and lives by cookies

by Yeetusthenationalday November 1, 2019

November 2ND

Ask your crush out day and no matter what they have to say yes

Tom: hey it’s November 2nd
Jack:ok and
Tom:it’s ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
Jack: Ok BHHHET

by Quit your too slow November 2, 2019

november 2nd

national slap an abby day. if you know an abby, go slap em!

hey abby guess what?
what?
it’s november 2nd!
oh no

by laura jane 202 November 2, 2021

2nd november

Self care day spoil yourself eat all your Halloween candy/sweets if u have any

Girl: Imma just lie in bed all day
Other girl: u can’t it’s self care day/2nd November go put on a face mask idk

by My mum is a stripper November 1, 2020

2nd November

Ask out your ex day

Hey would u go out with me

Did you know its ask out ur ex day on 2nd November

by Chloe Michel November 1, 2020

November 2nd

National kick a Caleb day

Luke: Hey Caleb its November 2nd! You know what that means?!
Caleb: oh no!
Sam: I’m going to kick you with my foot now!
*kick*
Caleb: ouch Sam! That reeeeaaaallly hurt

by anonymous October 25, 2020

November 2nd

The annual day of creation of Clockwise's ass

"Hey why does clockwise have an ass isn't he a robot?"
"It's November 2nd, it's the day of his ass's creation"

by Tea addiction human November 2, 2021