The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.
Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.
by Trey Cole October 30, 2004
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Person 2: Stop Nocking you fucking bitch shut the fuck up
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by DeezinMichigan May 23, 2009
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-Halo Expert-"Oh, man...those assholes last night. I just accidently went...insane and screwed up the match by noobing it!"
-Another Expert-"Again?"
-Another Expert-"Again?"
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My sister called and complained that she can't finish the book she was e-reading because she hurt her finger. I said "Dude, you've got Nookfinger"!
by ShyteHowdy November 13, 2011
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