Ning-Nong

A ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. Although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by Australians.

"Ah Charlie, you're such a ning-nong!" (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)

Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!

"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!

by Pro-love Girl March 5, 2011

Flag

Get the Ning-Nong mug.

Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!

by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010

Flag

Get the Ning Nang Nong mug.

Related Words

nong • Nông Nghĩa • ñonga • Nong-nong • nongamer • Nonger • Nong Poy • nongay • Nongcebo • nonghead

Ning-Nong

Someone who is stupid

Geez, what a ning-nong.

by BazzOfficial November 21, 2018

Flag

Get the Ning-Nong mug.

ning nong

1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong

after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

by im the best August 3, 2006

Flag

Get the ning nong mug.

Nim Nong

Someone whom you love, and want to hit with a light insult.
Most frequently used when sarcastic, after something stupid is sarcastically said, and believed by a gullable person.

'Becca, you're such a nim nong!' :)

by Katya and Becca January 17, 2008

Flag