Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Codfather

A codfather is like a backseat driver, but when you're playing cod. They often think that you know nothing about cod and what you're doing with the controller and they tend to constantly tell you what to do regardless of if you know how to play or not.

Person1: "Dude, Go HIDE OVER THERE THEY ARE GONNA GET YOU! DONT USE THAT GUN! THROW A GRENADE! CROUCH! YOU SUCK!"

Person 2: " quit being such a codfather and let me play"

by Mr. Pickles sir June 24, 2011

Godfathered

To have been made an offer which one cannot refuse.

I didn't want to go pick up the pizza, but my friend Godfathered me, by saying he would pay for the pizza if I drove.

I was hesitant to trade Ray Rice, but he Godfathered me, offering me Arian Foster and a WR.

by Big Philly T June 27, 2012

Godfather'd

When you and a girl have very drunken sexual relations with each other. Unfortunately, this girl is on her period. Godfathering occurs when you wake up with blood all over your crotch and body, and wake up screaming.

Guy: Me and this girl hooked up last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period.... Not a pleasant sight in the morning.
Friend: DUDE, you just got Godfather'd!!

by Berbs1892 May 10, 2011

The Godfather

when you fuck a girl with orange slice in your mouth. Then die from a heart attack on top of her with your dick still inside while in the middle of a tomato garden

My friend gave his girl The Godfather last night. May he rest in peace.

by jceightynine April 24, 2015

Fairy godfather

An flamboyant older gay gentlemen.

Did you see that geezer Joe? What a fairy godfather!

by Sniper770 June 24, 2016

@notfathermariyuh

Very cool person that I look up to and has long head

@notfathermariyuh is very swag

by Littleratfriend June 29, 2021