nob

Nob is what you usually get when you misspell the word "Noob". Many people think you mean noob, but some wont know if you are trying to say the penis meaning. This is why you watch what you are doing when you type.

Guy 1: OMG I GOT QUICKSCOPED
Guy 2: THAT BITCH IS A NOB
Quickscoper: Bitch, please. Its "Noob".

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Guy 1: fuck you nob
Guy 2: lol you are a noob you cant even spell that

by jigsteal July 11, 2015

nob

to fuck or have sex (Ali G)

I was nobbing my bitch!

I want to nob her.

by urs truly July 8, 2007

nob

the appendage that projects from a male groinage, also known as a peni. this protusion is used for stabbation of females unless the nob in question expands due to fellow nobs, these nobs should be removed. when the nob enjoys itself it produces a substance which is the staple diet of cock monsters

his nob dangled between his legs

by Master of Nutrition October 8, 2003

NOB

a nigger on a bike that rides around your neighborhood then breaks into your car to take your twenty cents but leaves your stereo

That nob just broke my window and took my change

by Captain Kookie January 29, 2010

nob

something i use on ur mum. in every hole (if it fits)

wow ur nob islarger than my leg. Thats write

by lukemanguy October 23, 2011

NOB

"Nigger off the boat"

When a FOB (fresh off the boat) starts using ebonics before learning proper English and talk gangster-like.

"Shiat, jigga, lemme git some of dat wonton lah...."

"TMD homie, that's so weak neh...."

"Kao, u so gangsta, u a nob!"

by Hanzo918 December 28, 2005

nob

Schlong!!!!!!!

Doh doh doh doh ... NOB

by CArTeR February 20, 2003