captain dip shit

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.

Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!

by OtterChic April 25, 2006

dip-shit-stupid

The mental state a person trips on when falling in love.

The mental and physical stages of new love.

He is usually so in control, what would make him act like such a puss? He is gettin dip-shit-stupid!

by shirre February 9, 2005

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

Cherry Dip-Shit

When you fuck a girl that's on her period so hard it makes you shit

That girl's pussy was so good....I did a Cherry Dip-Shit.

by boosquared November 9, 2015

anal dip shit

anal dip shit means that u r and anal (ass hole) and a dip shit at that same time
(there is no point of saying it just say dip shit
lol

Hey ANAL DIP SHIT Come HEre

by daniel May 13, 2005

Ass Hat Dip Shit

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.

Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.

by the non ass hat dip shit July 8, 2012

Resting Dip-shit Face

When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.

Is Carol high?

Nah. She just has a Resting Dip-shit Face.

by theonewhoflops February 9, 2018