Dick

1) Fave snack. To be consumed hot, cold, soft, dry, wet, crooked or hard.

2) A flaccid growth typically found between the legs of the male species. Comes in varied lengths and girth some more desirable than others. Must be cleaned regularly for most effective usage.

3) Can be taken many ways.

Person 1: What did you get for your birthday
Person 2 (In Russian Accent): Dick and Balls

by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022

THIS DICK!

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.

<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!

by mackstann February 12, 2005

Dick

A definition of the holy god himself, Brendon Urie, with a quote that sent a touching lessons to every emos.

"It's not a bad dick."

Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick. Let’s be real.”

by Cherri Bomber June 4, 2017

dick

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.

by Buk Akka Tehcock April 12, 2003

dick on

to hurt or brutally wound. However death is not usually involved.

i.e. to dick on

I dicked on
He dicked on
They dicked on
We dicked on

Elliot will dick on John after sending him a polite message.

by JKSoulmate December 14, 2010

Dick

A girl's best friend.

Mary's boyfriend: Mary, why are you talking to my dick?!
Mary: shut up! we're trying to make plans for tonight..

by NotForKeeps May 31, 2010

Dick this

Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.

Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.

by Matt from TO November 25, 2007