Nodadinitis

The term for having no dad, that must suck.
very sorry but he left for the milk

Person: My dad left :(
PErson: L L L YOU HAVE Nodadinitis AHAH L LM L L L LL L L L FUUNYE POO$PY

by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns December 17, 2022

nodad

adj. Pertaining to an item of clothing that is very naff, and provokes the response, "No, Dad!" The implication is that only a dad would wear such a heinous crime against fashion, and that by doing so he would embarrass his children.

"Dude, what were you thinking putting that on to take your girlfriend out. That's a nodad shirt."

by Patrick Beverley November 28, 2007

nodad

Any item of clothing your parents are forcing you to wear but you know looks outdated & 'pants'

Father 'Son, put your lederhosen on'
Child 'Nodad'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

Nodads

A pair of shoes that an individual wears that are distasteful/unattractive/old.

Young child exclaims ''No Dad!!! Please don't make me wear them!''

Peer - ''Oh, I see you've got your Nodads on.''

by NCLZ May 24, 2011

Nodad

Term used to describe an African American household

Keisha grew up like all black folks, with nodad

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

NoDaddyNaldo

A NoDaddyNaldo, is a fraudulent tapin-merchant from Portugal, who has the same amount of WC trophies as fathers. He loves winning Dubai d'Ors to feel important, but he always forgets, he is NoDaddyCristiano DeadSonNaldo.

He is living in Miami in Leo Messis a.k.a. GOATs doghouse together with Messis Pitbull.

Unfortunately after the Pitbull made him pregnant, he did the NoDaddyNaldo and left his children.
Shame on you NodaddyNaldo DeadChildNaldo, even Nusret has held the WC trophy longer than you ever will 😡🤬.

Daddy, who is the ghost with a ton of bottles, in front of our house?

Oh, Jimmy, that's NoDaddyNaldo, unfortunately his dad left him, so nobody could teach him good behavior and manners that's why he is ghosting in front of our house.

by Ronaldos lost father November 1, 2023