Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.

Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

by Modern day jesus October 16, 2018

Ball and Chain Syndrome

When one or both partners in a committed relationship become aroused during discussions regarding engagement or matrimony; arousal will occur despite a lack of sexual advances on either part.

Caitlin: "It was the strangest thing...Brian and I were talking about getting engaged the other day, and all of a sudden he had a raging hard on."

Carole: "Uhh, yeah. That's because he has a bad case of Ball and Chain Syndrome."

by C.P.Q. October 10, 2009

dog-ball syndrome

A person with financial or otherwise privilege acts in ANY manner they choose, simply because they are able to.
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"

"He just got that lambo...why did he get it painted like a hot wheels toy?"

"Dog-ball syndrome"

by Mountain_god October 19, 2013

stinky balls syndrome

Someone who suffers from chronic ball stink

Greg: Should we invite John to our poker game tonight?
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎

by TransRightsAndWobblyCats January 29, 2022

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022

big ball syndrome

When someone needs to feel bigger and more powerful than others.

OMG Paul is always trying to be little me to make himself better! He must have "big ball syndrome".

by Real_Man_12 March 6, 2018