by vagyok October 24, 2007
Get the nontheist mug.A person who claims to be self-employed, a small business owner, or an entrepreneur, but really just sits around all day thinking about those things. Nontrepreneurs frequently boast about "flexible" work hours, being their own boss, and not working for "the man." However, unlike entrepreneurs, they rarely start profitable businesses that provide a valuable good or service to the economy. Instead, they usually get wrapped up in pyramid schemes.
Successful person: "Hi, I'm Jim. I am a journalist. What do you do for a living?"
Nontrepreneur: "Hi, Jim. I'm sorry to hear that. While you were at the office today, I was on the beach taking a break from work. I am able to do that because I run my own company, and don't have to be a part of the ratrace like everyone else. My earnings potential is unlimited. If you have a few minutes, I'd like to discuss an opportunity for you to change your life forever - but you have to act now, or you might miss out."
Nontrepreneur: "Hi, Jim. I'm sorry to hear that. While you were at the office today, I was on the beach taking a break from work. I am able to do that because I run my own company, and don't have to be a part of the ratrace like everyone else. My earnings potential is unlimited. If you have a few minutes, I'd like to discuss an opportunity for you to change your life forever - but you have to act now, or you might miss out."
by preston pilford May 15, 2009
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Kinda like an atheist but not a dick about it. Also doesn't mention it in every conversation that ever did a thing. You aren't the opposite of a theist, you're just not a theist.
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Get the Nontastic mug.The result when either left or right-wing, knee-jerk reactionists try to make something seem controversial, when basically it's not.
"For all the hot air being blown about the room last night by both the Conservatives and the Liberals, it all added up to one big NONTROVERSY."
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by ZorenB2 May 7, 2023
Get the nontent mug.AKA 'sidetourage' to the official 'entourage' depending on what status.
"Sidetourage" are the group when the man of the hour is still present with them - but still deemed lower than the entourage.
"Nontourage" is applied when the man of the hour hangs around with the official entourage leaving the nontourage with no plans.
The nontourage are the second class group when it comes to making decisions, suggestions and what have you. Thoughts, ideas and general decision making have no power.
"Sidetourage" are the group when the man of the hour is still present with them - but still deemed lower than the entourage.
"Nontourage" is applied when the man of the hour hangs around with the official entourage leaving the nontourage with no plans.
The nontourage are the second class group when it comes to making decisions, suggestions and what have you. Thoughts, ideas and general decision making have no power.
Nontourage: "Hey, let's go watch the game tonight after we grab some grub."
Entourage: "That's a stupid idea".
Entourage: "That's a stupid idea".
by gwizzle88 April 20, 2009
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