Cadbury Nightmare

The disastrous outcome from the attempt of using a kitchen utensil to vigoursly scoop out the cream filled insides of a chocolate egg. Usually the culprit is either unaware that the icing is tenasciously adhesive, or just massively impulsive when it comes to eating. Kleenex/papertowel is not advised.

Easter weekend is generally a record bearing alottement, Chocolate sales are sky rocketing, hallmark is overflowing with cutprice deals/ subsequent mobbing, and Cadbury Nightmare 's reach a peak, with the unability for the disaster to be ressurected.

by reallysmart4. February 7, 2009

Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare

Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"

by Cheif Ace Rick May 13, 2012

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022

Niggameter

Three-fifths of a meter.

The nearest store is about a niggameter away.

by DJFistacular March 9, 2009

Nightmare sans

A sans from the AU Dreamtale, he is the Guardian of negativity

Person 1 : who is your favorite sans
Person 2 : Nightmare sans
Person 1 : why
Person 2 : because it's nightmare sans

by Undertale_nerd.com June 23, 2021

Emo Nightmare

One of Roman’s/Princey many names for Virgil/Anxiety

To be super emo

Roman/Princey: Anxiety, if you had a New Years resolution, what would it be?
Virgil/Anxiety: Probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul.
Roman/Princey: You are an Emo Nightmare
Virgil/Anxiety:...Thank you!

by CupcakeHalø July 18, 2020

Nightmare

What you wake up from in a cold sweat. Then your girlfriend cuddles you back to sleep comforting you. Then you wake up.

You: dude I had the worst nightmare last night
Friend: bro you need to get a real girlfriend for once

by RoninXII January 19, 2022