By far the worst division in professional football, if you are a fan of a team in the NFC East then you are most likely suicidal. This division has the Cowboys who believe they’re the best even though they haven’t been good since the 80’s, along with the Eagles who’s players are about as trashy as their fans. There are also the Giants in this division who manage to draft amazing players like OBJ and Saquon Barkley and manage to waste their talent because the coaching is awful and there is no such thing as a good offensive line for this team. Then there is the Washington Football team who doesn’t even have a name and will manage to either have a horrible quarterback in play or destroy the careers of the good ones with the likes of RG3 and Alex Smith. Every year all these teams manage to lose most their games unless they’re the Cowboys only because they’re handed the easiest schedule in the league every season and then get absolutely slammed by a good team in playoffs. These teams would probably lose to some D2 college football teams.
Person 1: Hey do you know who’s leading the NFC East right now ?
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.
by NKADR October 11, 2020
Get the nfc eastmug. Softball and volleyball ace, professional server (never lost).
Master of pushups ("Plosives is my name and doing pushups is my game")
"Christopher can just try me"
Master of pushups ("Plosives is my name and doing pushups is my game")
"Christopher can just try me"
by ewgfewg April 27, 2022
Get the Plosives (NFC)mug. A term used to describe the NFC West division of the NFL, due to the fact that in most years multiple teams in the division are playoff / Super Bowl contenders.
Damn, the NFC Best is gonna be competitive this year! The Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, and even the Cardinals are really good!
by Pyrple October 21, 2019
Get the nfc bestmug. The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.
before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.
by TheChavez 14 January 25, 2021
Get the nfc championship roundmug. NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!
Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
by el patron himself March 11, 2024
Get the NFCmug. "nobody fucking cares"
when people just posts things to boast about it or to be a useless person filling up the timeline
when people just posts things to boast about it or to be a useless person filling up the timeline
by nobodygivesafuck May 25, 2014
Get the nfcmug.