NFS

An acronym short for: 'nice fucking story'. A phrase used when someone has just uttered a statement that you have absolutely no interest in. A person having been told this should feel very small/ foolish. Enough to make them think before they say anything like that around you again.

Tom: oh hi, my sisters popping round later.
Elliot: sweet, is she single?
Tom: nah, she's in a longterm relationship. Living with her boyfriend, plus she's pregnant.
Elliot: NFS mate...N..F..S...

by Elgibbo January 24, 2011

NF

Not Funny!

1) Someone online makes racists jokes.

You reply with NF.

(In the 70's there was a racist political party in the UK they called themselves National Front or NF. This is a sarcasm to the NF.)

2) You fall over break your leg and are laughing.

You reply with NF.

by voodoo666 September 15, 2009

NF

the National Front, a group of racists who go around beating up foreigners. see also BNP

Yo bruv, we is boppin' wit' da NF tonight.

by Rufai June 25, 2006

NF

Not fuckable

Omg he's so fat, definitely NF.
NF comin thruuuu

by Ytyhsbyjcd2 July 22, 2014

NF

A short abreviation for Niagara Falls.

Person 1: "Eh yo, you been in NF Lately"
Person 2: "Naw, I like to stay within the T-Dot."

by Mistah T February 25, 2008

nf

nf - Nice Fish
Its all good.
Times are good.
Sweet.
Every thing is fine.

Hows things ? Oh there all (nf) atm!

by Jimmymack April 1, 2008

nf

Not Funny

<noob> hey everyone look, i renamed the tubgirl pic and put it on my site.
<jaded fuxer> nf, cockbite.

by dapper June 25, 2006