Newark, DE

(Home to the University of Delaware and the trashiest townies you will ever meet.) Can best be described as "A DRINKING TOWN WITH A COLLEGE PROBLEM"

Quite possibly the only college town where the townies behave worse than the students.

by LP April 8, 2005

Newark Academy

A rich co-ed private school located in Livingston, New Jersey. Known for their diversity, containing White, Black, Latino, and Indian students. The most common religion being Judiasm (about 60%), followed by Buddhism, Christianity, and Hinduism. Excellent academics with very good college placement. They are most well known for their outstanding tennis teams. Lately their boys and girls soccer teams have won their Conference titles, as well as the boys basketball, baseball, and fencing teams.

"If you want to go to an Ivy and work hard, I suggest you apply to Newark Academy"

by Bizank January 23, 2005

Newhart middle school

A school were all the girls are sluts andwhores and all the guys are douche bags. Also all the teachers are annoying and old. Most of the girls are self centered and think that they are popular when the only reason people know who they are is because they give blow jobs like everyday. then there is the girls that everyone knows but are nice..... then there is the group that is small but everyone knows who they are but they arent that nice..... some of them are fat and some are anorexic some are very very short and some are very very tall. All the eight graders hate the school and cant wait to go to capo and all the 6th graders are annoying but the 7th graders think that they are soo cool because they play spin the bottle.

guy 1: hey did you get head last night?
Guy2: yes! it felt so good!
Guy 1: all the girls at newhart middle school are soooooo easy!

by ihatenewhart14 January 2, 2011

newworthy

Like newsworthy, except it's only for news about what's new or relatively new.

The engineer's newly invented xTab, as capable as any tablet on wheels but with the added ability to fold laundry and empty the dishwasher, was indeed newworthy.

by thegarbagecollector December 12, 2012

Newark

A real life PUBG lobby, likely a government experiment just to see how fucked up they could get a city

Welcome to Newark, the only thing to do here is leave!

by FoxesMaybe? May 15, 2023

Newark, De

Home of the University of Delaware, a city that litteraly cares more for the students that attend the University, than its own residents. This is largely observed by the continued closings of longtime local favorite bars and resturants to clear land for student apartments.

"Man the rent rates are outrageous in Newark, De, they charge $800 for a studio everywhere you go!

by gaveUPjesusfordrinking September 24, 2015

Newark

A small town Located in the East Midlands, England. It's about the size of my second toe but still has the largest population of 14 year old gypsies carrying knifes. The best way to get respect in Newark is carry a holo vape, everyone will think your a legend. Quite diverse, we have the london road residents who all own a pair of AirPods and a Pomeranian, then we have the beacon hillers who regularly shoot each other, most survive the shootings though as the guns are faulty because they were stolen.

Newark is the best town in the U.K.!

by abbicus February 23, 2019