The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
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I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008
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Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.
People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.
People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person with problems: "My New Year's Resolution is to reach a weight under 300 lbs."
Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
by Sire Definition January 1, 2012
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Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.
by AlexIsIll January 9, 2004
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What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005
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